Tonbridge and Malling
Lark Bar Restaurant

Lark Bar Restaurant

Larkfield Priory Hotel, 802 London Road, ME20 6HJ, Tonbridge and Malling, United Kingdom

Steak • British • Chinese • European


"The Afternoon Tea was a gift via a Groupon Voucher, I had pre booked and asked for 1 savoury and 1 sweet tea this request made no difference to what I know is probably a standard 'package '. Our stay was a total of 40 minutes, the general atmosphere was quiet and the place a little dated . We were sat in the bay of conservatory which was a little on the stuffy side, the window seal that surrounded the table had clearly not seen a duster in a good few days. I concur with a previous comment that people standing outside smoking nearby isn 't a great nearby view so perhaps the fact the windows were shut was a good thing. Staff were friendly and we we were promptly seated and a glass of 'bubbly ' served , the bubbly wasn 't great a cheap sparkling wine I imagine neither glass was finished . Then a 2 tier cake stand arrived with 2 very large scones and 2 iced chocolate cakes , the bottom tier had a pot of jam , pot of cream and 8 tiny finger sandwiches , 4 brown (2 egg mayonnaise and 2 fish paste of some sort , 4 white (2 cucumber and 2 ham and mustard , we had to ask for tea and along came one pot that was just enough for one cup of tea each , the tea was a tea bag but none the less the tea was ok. The sandwiches were small and rather tasteless we left the 'fish paste ones ' . The scones were ok though out of proportion to the 'savoury ' sandwich side , the iced cakes were hard even perhaps a little stale so again most of it was left plus i discovered one had a small hair on it !. We decided to leave and left the table when a more Senior Lady (it would seem indicated there was more cake (gateaux to come ? she was very nice and we did explain it was quite a let down and very disappointing and therefore we would rather just leave , she said she understood. So to conclude in my view Afternoon Tea here is a waste of money , a Groupon/voucher may seem a good deal but the price probably reflects the quality , quality and standard of what you get and that is being generous. I would not return unfortunately and certainly would not gift a voucher to someone else , I am now in the position that IF asked how my 'gift experience ' went I would have to be honest as I certainly wouldn 't want anyone to waste their time or money as I could not recommend the afternoon tea unfortunately . I would lastly add I do not serially or frequently post negative reviews , on this occasion there was no other option."

Teal Cafe

Teal Cafe

London Road, Tonbridge And Malling, United Kingdom, Tonbridge and Malling

Cafe • Coffee • Cheese • Breakfast


"By the way this is my first ever google review for this cafe I bet you enjoy reading this first google review I went to the teal cafe today with my mum There I had porridge with bananas and I found it very lovely and tasty It was the best porridge I have ever had in my whole life It was the first time having porridge as I haven't had it for ages I really enjoyed my porridge today with the bananas in it You have very lovely food at this cafe I think the service is amazing because your staff are very kind honest and also because what made my experience so great today because one of your staff said hi to me and my mum as I came in It was very kind they found a lovely table for us to sit at Also got myself a cake and my mum payed for it and then I took take home When I got home I tried it and eat it all And I really enjoyed it That was the best cake I have ever tried and eaten Thank you for being so welcoming to me and my mum today I'm so glad I visited your cafe today This is my first time coming to this cafe This is the only one that I don't think I been to And never given you a review before So I thought I would give you a good google review Your cafe gets it's first lovely 5 out of 5 star rating My experience today was very lovely and amazing I think I had a very good time at this cafe today and my mum enjoyed going there today It was nice change from going to sevenoaks Hopefully I can come back to this cafe again one day and give you a second google review I try my best to find a day or month to come back to this cafe Maybe next time I tried one of your other cakes I feel sorry that some people gave you bad reviews I guess not everyone has good experiences at this cafe But you don't have to worry because I wouldn't ever give you a bad review Because a lovely cafe like yours deserve respect and good reviews like mine Don't let other people's opinions or bad reviews get to you that what my good advice is for all the staff that work at this cafe I'm sure this good review would for sure defintely brighten up your day You defintely need a good review after all the bad review other people have given you I think it's time we bring some kindness into this world There's say all the kindness you put out into this world always has a way of coming back to you I learned from Dhar Mann videos on youtube Hopefully this get your star ratings up even more Hopefully your star ratings don't down any time soon because we wouldn't that to happen Your staff that work there are very kind honest sweet caring very nice and welcoming to all their customers that come to this cafe Enjoy reading my first google reviews Anyway Hope you have a lovely rest of your day Enjoy your Tuesday"

Garden House Cafe Deli

Garden House Cafe Deli

98 High Street, ME1 1JT, Tonbridge and Malling, United Kingdom

Cafe • Pizza • Lunch • Drinks


"I understand that the new owners only took this place over a little over a year ago and have made significant improvements since then. As such, I would take any reviews prior to that time, and particularly before the pandemic, with a very large pinch of salt and instead focus on the more recent ones. The two Italian guys that run this place really are great, very friendly, and the portion sizes are also very good. I can’t say I have yet had the pleasure of eating in here yet, however I have had the tour whilst waiting for my pizza. Their was a young lad working their the first time we went in but unfortunately I did not get his name. However, I remember that it was his first job and he was very polite and amiable. I am sure he will go far. On the two occasions I have visited here I have ordered food to go and it has been excellent both times. On the first occasion I ordered the calzone, which was great and absolutely massive. Just remember that it is not a pie (I hope the owners get the reference). On the second occasion I ordered a ham and mushroom pizza and it was genuinely one of the best pizzas I have had in a very long time (and I have been to Italy). Absolute top tip, pick up a can of Lemon Soda, you won’t regret it. A can of this stuff really brings back memories of being in Italy for me and it is very difficult to get hold of in the UK. In short this isn’t a fine dining restaurant, but the prices don’t reflect one either. It is just really good honest food and I hope to call back again soon."

Squires At Bridgewood Manor

Squires At Bridgewood Manor

Bridgewood Roundabout, Walderslade Woods, Tonbridge and Malling, United Kingdom

Soup • Steak • Cheese • Coffee


"We used to come to this restaurant regularly. It was good food and a lovely ambience. Sadly neither is now true. My husband and I had booked for the restaurant, only to find we were placed slap bang in the middle of a coach party who had all arrived shortly before we did. The coach party were of course enjoying themselves with loud laughter and were very dressed down as of course is often the case with coach parties. My husband and I felt totally overdressed. We had to wait half an hour for our starter after my husband pointed out we were still waiting. We also had to ask for rolls, as they had not offered us any when we arrived. I 'd like to say when the food arrived it was worth the wait it wasn 't. I had the pate it was no more than ok. My husband 's Caesar salad too ok. Then he had a pie and I had a steak with chips no vegetables came with it, I had to order and pay for vegetables to go with it. I was not given a steak knife and tried to cut the steak with the cutlery provided in vain, my husband had to track down a waiter to ask for a steak knife. However, as the steak was as tough as old boots, it only marginally helped. The chips were ok but I expected better in a restaurant that describes itself as one of the best restaurants in Chatham . I had to leave half of my steak and chips, the steak was close to inedible. We gave up on desserts. When my husband pointed out to staff that we had not had a good experience, he was told that the restaurant has coach parties most days so it is always busy. If he had been warned when he booked that we were booking at the same time as a large coach party, we could have decided whether or not to go ahead with the booking although to be honest, the food was so mediocre that there is nothing that would tempt me to return. So ambience nil, food probably 1 out of 10, and general experience poor. Such a shame, this used to be a very nice restaurant."