Teal Cafe - Menu

"By the way this is my first ever google review for this cafe I bet you enjoy reading this first google review I went to the teal cafe today with my mum There I had porridge with bananas and I found it very lovely and tasty It was the best porridge I have ever had in my whole life It was the first time having porridge as I haven't had it for ages I really enjoyed my porridge today with the bananas in it You have very lovely food at this cafe I think the service is amazing because your staff are very kind honest and also because what made my experience so great today because one of your staff said hi to me and my mum as I came in It was very kind they found a lovely table for us to sit at Also got myself a cake and my mum payed for it and then I took take home When I got home I tried it and eat it all And I really enjoyed it That was the best cake I have ever tried and eaten Thank you for being so welcoming to me and my mum today I'm so glad I visited your cafe today This is my first time coming to this cafe This is the only one that I don't think I been to And never given you a review before So I thought I would give you a good google review Your cafe gets it's first lovely 5 out of 5 star rating My experience today was very lovely and amazing I think I had a very good time at this cafe today and my mum enjoyed going there today It was nice change from going to sevenoaks Hopefully I can come back to this cafe again one day and give you a second google review I try my best to find a day or month to come back to this cafe Maybe next time I tried one of your other cakes I feel sorry that some people gave you bad reviews I guess not everyone has good experiences at this cafe But you don't have to worry because I wouldn't ever give you a bad review Because a lovely cafe like yours deserve respect and good reviews like mine Don't let other people's opinions or bad reviews get to you that what my good advice is for all the staff that work at this cafe I'm sure this good review would for sure defintely brighten up your day You defintely need a good review after all the bad review other people have given you I think it's time we bring some kindness into this world There's say all the kindness you put out into this world always has a way of coming back to you I learned from Dhar Mann videos on youtube Hopefully this get your star ratings up even more Hopefully your star ratings don't down any time soon because we wouldn't that to happen Your staff that work there are very kind honest sweet caring very nice and welcoming to all their customers that come to this cafe Enjoy reading my first google reviews Anyway Hope you have a lovely rest of your day Enjoy your Tuesday"