The Coffee Neuk - Menu

Visited on the 31st January for coffee and cake. Has the Coffee Neuk changed hands? Didn’t have the range of homemade cakes as previously but a lot of tray bakes. They used to always have an amazing cheese cake but I’ve not seen that since before the pandemic. It is still good but different.

We stopped in for lunch on a busy Thursday. One of our group has a gluten allergy and the staff was happy to explain all the options, which were plentiful!. We had mac cheese, a burger, a sandwich, scottish stovies and tea. It was all well prepared and tasty. The staff checked on us several times and were fun and engaging.

Stopped here intending on just having a decaff coffee. I then decided to have something to eat and choose from the breakfast menu [full scottish french american spanish mexican]. amung other items the american which is 2 small plate sized pancakes with bacon but i asked if i could get sausage instead [not a problem] with maple syrup and all was very good. The staff were ok.

This cafe has a brilliant location but unfortunately is very average. This is due to 2 things: 1: service and front staff not very friendly 2: scones which are stale Such a shame because it could be a great wee place. We didn’t try other things on menu so can’t comment on that so perhaps the lunches are nice but with so many others to choose from they need to up their game. First time I had been

Ordered crispy baked potato with Heinz beans. I’m gluten intolerant. It has to be the worst Jacket potato I have ever had. It was soggy having been cooked in the microwave. The beans were mediocre and not cooked properly and all I could taste was some dressing which they had put on a side salad. Sorry won’t be back. They also take your money when you order making it difficult to complain afterwards.

Usually have an amazing time at the coffee neuk how ever this was the first time with my 10 month old I knew there wasn't a lot of space so didn't take the pram. There wasnt enough room to put up the high chair they had and staff weren't overly friendly about it either so decided to sit the little one on my lap. I needed to change her nappie but didn't have any changing area so we had to leave. Usually a lovely cafe but not kid friendly.

Had not visited Linlithgw for years. I only stay a few miles away in Falkirk.Went yesterday with my friend and came across The Coffee Neuk. A few seats outside, . beautifully decorated inside. Toilets spotless. Table service, young girl was very pleasant. Ordered cheese &ham toasties. Made with home baked bread and twi e as thick as normal toasties.Just melted in your mouth. Came with side salad, crisps and coleslaw. A meal unto itself. Reasonably priced. Would recommend it and will be back

We visited today and found the food to be excellent . Its slightly cramped as quite a small place but screens were in place amd staff sprayed tables when vacant. I had the Scottish breakfast which was so good. Everything was hot which is rare when you have a big selection on a plate . The fried egg was perfectly cooked and the black pudding , haggis and sausage were also cooked well. My son had soup and a bagel which also came with lovely coleslaw amd a well dressed side salad. Would definitely return when visiting Linlithgow

The last time I visited this cafe was before the 2020 pandemic and I recall having a not bad lunch there. But I have to say that the breakfast rolls and coffees we had were disappointing. My wife could not drink her coffee because it tasted off and although I drank most of mine my stomach was unsettled for the rest of the day. As for the breakfast rolls, they were very disappointing. I had a black pudding and egg roll. Whatever the black pudding was it was like no other black pudding I have eaten. I couldn't finish it.....it was just not nice.