Crocodile Cafe - Menu

so a sweet little, fucked jewel! beautiful koi fish pond, beautiful large backyard terrace also with some igloo style covered tables, and the coffee was also great! can not wait to come back to the breakfast

pleasant place with good seating inside and outside. outdoor area offers family-friendly tables with wendy house for children's play and a 3 level koi pond. the prices are on the high side, as expected in muswell hill.

Not great. I went to this cafe and had their homemade soup, it was very average and had loads of cream in. It came with two slices of bread and two rock hard butter packets. My friend had chicken goujons and chips, the chips weren't that nice but the salad was good.

I came to the cafe on Saturday and the staff could not have been better. The lady with dark hair behind the till served me promptly and politely. Not only this but after a short while a blond man came and offered the opportunity for my children to feed the fish. He was lovely and great with the kids. Over all a great experience. Defiantly coming back. The staff at this cafe really make the place special.

Having breakfast tomorrow and it was quite disappointing. Our coffees were too hot and watery. We poached after our eggs but they were microwaved which would be fine if told by the server. The egg on my partner breakfast yoke had exploded so was basically just the white. We pointed it out to the waiter and he didn't offer to change it. It only cost us under £20 and definitely not worth it so we won't be going back.

A pleasant cafe at the back of a gift shop with three seating areas both indoors and outdoors on the lower floor where the serving counter and kitchen are situated, and an indoors upstairs area with views over London that has an entrance from the rear of the shop. If you go in through the shop you have to go downstairs to order. The upstairs also has nice paintings on the wall and a local notice board for activities. Being in Muswell Hill, these include Qi Gong, theatre and pottery. This is a nice relaxed place to meet someone or have a coffee or some food.

Was in today getting food and drinks and the lady with black long hair with glasses was so rude to the staff and to customers. She was acting like she’s better than everyone else and serving customers were beneath her. I’m all for supporting the small business’ in these strange times but if this lady carries on the way she’s acting I’m sure many others won’t come back. This place used to be brilliant with such lovely staff that would do anything for you, now you’re made to feel like a nuisance when you’re spending you’re own money. Will think twice about going there when there’s so many other small...read more

Crocodile Cafe is part of the Crocodile Antiques shop in Muswell Hill! You have the option of going through the shop to get to the cafe but I prefer the other way. The other entrance is next to the shop, down the green foliage plant filled aisle. Here you can pass by the fish pond with the carp! The kitchen area of Crocodile Cafe can also be seen from this walkway. The pavement leads to a heated outdoor covered seating area on one side and the cafe entrance on the other. Crocodile Cafe has lots of cakes on display, including scones and fruit bread teacakes. Along the top of the counter fridge are a row of small jars displaying the many teas on offer. The cafe does hot food such as...read mor...

crocodile cafe is part of the crocodile antiques shop in muswell hill! they have the opportunity to go through the load to get into the caffe, but I prefer the other one away. the other entrance is located next to the load, below the green leafwork filled floor. here you can pass the fish pond with the carp! the kitchen area of the crocodile cafes can also be seen from this walk. the pavement leads to a heated, covered seating area in the free one side and the caffe entrance on the other side. crocodile cafe has many cakes on the display, including scenes and obst brot teecake. along the top of the counter fridge are a series of small glasses that show the many tees in the offer. the caffe s...