"Went in and was reluctantly greeted by a swarthy bloke who couldn't even muster a smile. Ordered two breakfasts (at the counter) and then had to wait minutes. Very loud lowest-grade chart music blared out of the speakers throughout, some tracks playing on repeat....It becomes an endurance test of how much you can bear it. Twenty five long minutes later after our drinks had gone cold the breakfasts turned up. My order was missing the hash brown I asked for so I had to go back to the counter and ask for it. No cutlery, sauces, S+P or napkins were offered with the food or on the tables so back to the counter to get them. After waiting another five minutes for the hash brown I went back the counter *again* and had to ask for one, they'd forgotten already and I watched another swarthy bloke in the kitchen pick one up with his bare hands and put in on a greasy plate and handed it over without even a sorry about that'. After all that the breakfast was sub-par, edible but nothing special. We left without them even acknowledging us. You have to pay at the counter before the food is even severed. Had we paid after we finished like a normal place, I would have asked for a refund. Save your money, go to the Clockhouse Café in Bognor instead. It's cheaper, much better breakfast and the staff are efficient and friendly. Avoid this place."
