"After an arduous morning in the Slupsky research laboratory we felt a new team building exercise was necessary, to further aid communication and morale. We made the strenuous journey of 800 metres to the golden doors of buffet club, upon entry we were greeted by staff with the most enthusiastic of smiles and shown to our cushioned thrones. With haste the table left for the starter buffet stand and were pleasantly surprised at the spread, only 6 starters were advertised on the website however, it felt like 7, image our pleasure! The beige platter that was laid out before us can only be described as a deep fried delicacy just waiting for us to devour it with our eager mouths. The starters, not quite quenching our appetites left us wanting more and with swift momentum we scurried over to the main course stand. Watering from the mouth and belly (wish we hadn't filled up on the starters now) our delight cannot be met with words, the mains tasted even better than the starters, which we had not thought possible. The chicken construct resembled the Gordian knot in both appearance and texture. After 30 minutes of chewing and with the jawline of Alexander himself we advanced on to the iciest of creams. We delved face first into the glacial divines (like my boy scourge McDuck) which many in our group described as being colder than the frozen lakes of Cocytus. Unable to move we remained, quite transfixed upon our plates. As we grew fat in our dotage it soon became Kimpossible to move. Easy to say the team was impressed as a whole and we trudged back to our slumber Safe to say we will be back! Genuinely though if you're reading this it was brilliant. Felt cute might delete later xox"
